Body Work

"I see your Joel Edgerton and Tom Hardy without a shirt in black and white and raise you a Stephen Dorph without a shirt and bathed in golden light."


The boys from Warrior win because Stephen here did the shameful thing of shaving his chest. I'm fairly certain there were no razor blades in Greek mythology. Nevertheless, may movie posters continue to make gratuitous use of the male body for many more years to come.